A wife knew her husband wassleeping wit d maid,so she laid atrap. She sent d maid to d villagefor weekend & didn't tell herhusband. Dat nyt they went tobed. The husband woke up &gave his old story. "Excuse medear,i want to watch Tv in dparlor", he went to the palourfirst. Shortly his wife snicked intod maid's room,stripped & laid ond bed light off .She heard himcome in silently & wasted no tymwit words & started making luvwit her since she was naked.When he finished,d wife said tohim..."God has exposed u,udidn't expect me on dis bed,didu"? She then switched on d light."No Madam!!!" said d securityguard,am sorry i didn't know itwas you. hehehe.