Thursday 12 January 2012

A fire starts inside a chemicalplant and the alarm goes out tofire departments miles around.After crews have been fightingthe fire for over an hour, thechemical company presidentapproached the fire chief andsaid, "All of our secret formulasare in the vault in the center ofthe plant. They must be saved! Iwill give $100,000 to the enginecompany that brings them outsafely!"The crews try, but no one can getthrough. Then another fire truck,filled with a volunteer firecompany of men over 65, comesroaring down the road anddrives straight into the middle ofthe inferno. The other menwatch unbelieving as the oldtimers hop off of their rig andheroically extinguish the fire,saving the secret formulas.The company president walksover to reward the volunteers."What do you guys plan to dowith the money?" the presidentasks the group.The firetruck driver looks himright in the eye and answers,"Well, the first thing we're goingto do is fix the f*cking brakes onthat truck."

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