BIG Trouble!A couple had two little boys, ages8 and 10, who were excessivelymischievous. They were alwaysgetting into trouble and theirparents knew that if anymischief occurred in their town,their sons were probablyinvolved.The boys' mother heard that aclergyman in town had beensuccessful in disciplining children,so she asked if he would speakwith her boys. The clergymanagreed, but asked to see themindividually.So the mother sent her 8-year-oldfirst, in the morning, with theolder boy to see the clergyman inthe afternoon.The clergyman, a huge man witha booming voice, sat the youngerboy down and asked him sternly,"Where is God?"They boy's mouth dropped open,but he made no response, sittingthere with his mouth hangingopen, wide-eyed.So the clergyman repeated thequestion in an even sterner tone,"Where is God?"Again the boy made no attemptto answer.So the clergyman raised his voiceeven more and shook his fingerin the boy's face and bellowed,"WHERE IS GOD!?"The boy screamed and boltedfrom the room, ran directly homeand dove into his closet,slamming the door behind him.When his older brother foundhim in the closet, he asked, "Whathappened?"The younger brother, gasping forbreath, replied, "We are in BIGtrouble this time, dude...God is missing--and they thinkWE did it!"