Relationship JokeImpossible to PleaseA group of girlfriends is onvacation when they see a 5-storyhotel with a sign that reads: "ForWomen Only." Since they arewithout their boyfriends andhusbands, they decide to go in.The bouncer, a very attractiveguy, explains to them how itworks. "We have 5 floors. Go upfloor by floor, and once you findwhat you are looking for, youcan stay there. It's easy to decidesince each floor has a sign tellingyou what's inside."So they start going up and on thefirst floor the sign reads: "All themen on this floor are short andplain." The friends laugh andwithout hesitation move on tothe next floor.The sign on the second floorreads: "All the men here are shortand handsome." Still, this isn'tgood enough, so the friendscontinue on up.They reach the third floor andthe sign reads: "All the men hereare tall and plain."They still want to do better, andso, knowing there are still twofloors left, they continued on up.On the fourth floor, the sign isperfect: "All the men here are talland handsome." The women getall excited and are going in whenthey realize that there is still onefloor left. Wondering what theyare missing, they head on up tothe fifth floor.There they find a sign that reads:"There are no men here. Thisfloor was built only to prove thatthere is no way to please awoman."