Friday 13 January 2012

An Igbo man, Yoruba man andHausa man who were lost in aforest were captured bycannibals. The king of dcannibalstold the prisoners that they couldlive if they pass a trial. The 1ststep was to go deep into d forestn get ten (10) pieces of d samekind of fruits. The three menwenttheir separate ways to gatherfruits.The yoruba man came back nsaidto d king, "i brought ten (10)apples", d king explained d trialtohim, 'you have to shove d fruitsup your butt (yansh) without anyexpression on your face or youwill be killed. The 1st apple wentin, but on d 2nd one, he wincedout in pain, so he was killed.The igbo man arrived n showeddking ten (10) berries. When dkingexplained d trial to him, hethought to himself that thisshould be easy....1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 non d ninth (9th) berry, he burstout in laughter n was killed.The yoruba man n igbo man metin heaven. The yoruba manasked,"why did you laugh?", you almostgot away with d trial"....the igboman replied, "i couldn't help it, isaw the Hausa man coming withpineapples."

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