*women's snappy comeback*Man: ="Haven't we met before? " Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic. "Man: ="Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore. "Man: = "Is this seat empty? " Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down. "Man: = "So, wanna go back to my place? " Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock? "Man: = "Your place or mine? " Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine. "Man: = "I'd like to call you. What's your number? " Woman: "It's in the phone book. "Man: = "But I don't know your name. " Woman: "That's in the phone book too. "Man: = "So what do you do for a living? " Woman: "I'm a female impersonator. "Man: = "What sign were you born under? " Woman: "No Parking. "Man: = "Hey, baby, what's your sign? " Woman: "Do not Enter "Man: = "How do you like your eggs in the morning? " Woman: "Unfertilized! "Man: = "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason " Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks! "Man: = "I know how to please a woman. " Woman: "Then please leave me alone. "Man: = "I want to give myself to you. " Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts. "Man: = "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. " Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. "Man: = "Your body is like a temple. " Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today. "Man: = "I'd go through anything for you. " Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account. "Man: = "I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there"