A teacher in New York Citywanted to see how manyanimals the city kids in herfourth-grade class could identify.She drew a picture of a cow onthe blackboard and said, "Whocan tell me what this is?"A little girl raised her hand."Yes, Janie, what do you think itis?""It's a cow, teacher.""Very good, Janie," said theteacher.Then she drew a picture of a pig,and a little boy answeredcorrectly. She drew several otherbarnyard animals and wasunable to stump the class.Finally, she decided to trysomething a little more difficult.She drew a stag with a largespread of antlers. The kids juststared, but nobody offered ananswer."I'll give you a hint," said theteacher. "What does yourmommy call your daddy whenshe's trying to be 'lovey-dovey'?"Instantly, little Johnny raised hishand and said, -"ooh, ooh!, I know, Teacher. It's abig horny bastard!"