10 Husbands, Still a VirginA lawyer married a woman whohad previously divorced tenhusbands.On their wedding night, she toldher new husband, "Please begentle, I'm still a virgin.""What?" said the puzzled groom."How can that be if you've beenmarried ten times?""Well, Husband #1 was a salesrepresentative: he kept telling mehow great it was going to be.Husband #2 was in softwareservices: he was never really surehow it was supposed tofunction, but he said he'd lookinto it and get back to me.Husband #3 was from fieldservices: he said everythingchecked out diagnostically but hejust couldn't get the system up.Husband #4 was intelemarketing: even though heknew he had the order, he didn'tknow when he would be able todeliver.Husband #5 was an engineer: heunderstood the basic processbut wanted three years toresearch, implement, and designa new state-of-the-art method.Husband #6 was from financeand administration: he thoughthe knew how, but he wasn'tsure whether it was his job ornot.Husband #7 was in marketing:although he had a nice product,he was never sure how toposition it.Husband #8 was a psychologist:all he ever did was talk about it.Husband #9 was a gynecologist:all he did was look at it.Husband #10 was a stampcollector: all he ever did was...God! I miss him! But now thatI've married you, I'm reallyexcited!""Good," said the new husband,"but, why?""You're a lawyer. This time Iknow I'm gonna get screwed!"