During the wedding rehearsal, thegroom approached the pastorwith an unusual offer: "Look, I'llgive you N1000 if you'll changethe wedding vows. When you getto the part where I'm supposedto promise to 'love, honour andobey' and 'be faithful to herforever,' I'd appreciate it if you'djust leave that out."He passed the minister N1000and walked away satisfied. On theday of the wedding, when it cametime for the groom's vows, thepastor looked the young man inthe eye and said:"Will you promise to prostrateyourself before her, obey herevery command and wish, serveher breakfast in bed everymorning of your life, and sweareternally before God and yourlovely wife that you will not evereven look at another woman, aslong as you both shall live?"The groom gulped and lookedaround, and said in a tiny voice,"Yes," then leaned toward thepastor and hissed: "I thought wehad a deal."The pastor put N1000 into thegroom's hand and whispered:"She made me a better offer."