A man walked up to a farmer'shouse, and knocked on the door.When the farmer's wife openedthe door, the man asked if sheknew how to have sex. Notamused, she slammed the door.Again, the man knocked, andagain, he asked the samequestion. Again, she slammed thedoor and screamed, "Get the hellaway!"Later, she told her husband of theincident. He said he would stayhome the following day just incase.Sure enough, the next day thesame man returned. The husbandhid with his gun while his wifeanswered the door.When she was asked again if sheknew how to have sex she said,"Yes!"The man replied, "Great! Givesome to your husband the nexttime you see him, and tell him tokeep away from my wife!"