Fuel subsidy customercare:-)Gudmorning & Welcome to subsidy online assistance service. How can we help you today? -To know the price of fuel in your home zone PRESS 1. - If you are still stuck in the village PRESS 2. - In case you need fuel but you don’t have money PRESS 3. - To get in touch with a black marketer in your area PRESS 4. - If you are interested in marrying an oil worker especially a petrol attendant, PRESS 0. - To personalize your new engine to start using palm wine, PRESS 5. - If your new means of transportation is donkey, PRESS 6 - If you voted GEJ and not PDP, PRESS 7 - For more info, please stay online to speak to President Goodluck Jonathan. - In case you are not satisfied with his explanation, join the #OccupyNigeria protest nearest to you. Thank you