One day, there was this lawyerwho had just bought a new car,and he was eager to show it offto his colleagues, when all of asudden an eighteen wheelercame out of nowhere and tookof the driver's side door withhim standing right there."NOOO!" he screamed, becausehe knew that no matter howgood a mechanic tried to fix it, itnever would be the same. Finally,a cop came by, and the lawyerran up to him yelling. "MY JAGUARDOOR WAS JUST RUINED BY SOMEFOOLISH DRIVER!!!" he exclaimed."Your a lawyer aren't you?"asked the policeman. "Yes, I am,but what does this have to dowith my car?!?!" the lawyerasked. "HA! Your lawyers arealways so materialistic. All youcare about is your possessions. Ibet you didn't even notice thatyour left arm is missing did you?"the cop said. The lawyer lookeddown at his side and exclaimed"MY ROLEX!"