====>MAGIC kItCHEN<====James is a house boy who drinkshis Boss's wine then adds water.His Boss became suspicious anddecided to change the brand ofhis wine, as usual James drankfrom the wine and topped it withwater and immediately thewine became milky and he knewhe was in trouble. When his Bosscame back and saw the changedwine, he knew he had nailedJames.James knowinghe was in trouble decided 2 stayin the kitchen.The Boss having told his wifewhat he observed now swunginto action."James!" he called from thesitting room.He answered: "Yes Boss"."Who drank my wine? Jamesdidn't answer. The Boss askedagain, still no answer.Then His Boss went to the kitchento meet him there: "Are youinsane or what?Why when I called, you said" yesboss" but wen I asked you aquestion you didn't answer me? "James replied,"hmmmmmmoga when you are in the kitchenyou CAN'T understand anything atall except your name""Is that so?"asked his boss,"Okay, go to the SITTING ROOMbeside Madam, while I go into thekitchen then,you ask me a question"James accepted.When his boss was in the kitchenhe shouts: "Boss". "Yes''James Boss answers. James thenasks,"Who goes into AuntyYetunde's bedroom whenMadam is not at home?"No answer.James shouted again:"Boss, I saywho dey sneak into AuntyYetunde’s room when madam nodey house?"No answer 4rm boss again.The Boss runs back from thekitchen shouting" Wonders shall never endooooooooooooooo! James, It'strue ooooo, when one is in thekitchen, he can't hear anythingexcept one's name."The wife now very angryinterrupted, "that's not true. It'sa lie!"James asked if she'll enter themagic kitchen and be tested andshe agreed.James asks madam,"Who'sjunior's biological father? Me orMy Boss?''Madam rushed out of the kitchensaying''This kitchen needs to bechanged oooooooooooo! I can'tunderstand anything at all