Friday, 13 January 2012
An Igbo man, Yoruba man andHausa man who were lost in aforest were captured bycannibals. The king of dcannibalstold the prisoners that they couldlive if they pass a trial. The 1ststep was to go deep into d forestn get ten (10) pieces of d samekind of fruits. The three menwenttheir separate ways to gatherfruits.The yoruba man came back nsaidto d king, "i brought ten (10)apples", d king explained d trialtohim, 'you have to shove d fruitsup your butt (yansh) without anyexpression on your face or youwill be killed. The 1st apple wentin, but on d 2nd one, he wincedout in pain, so he was killed.The igbo man arrived n showeddking ten (10) berries. When dkingexplained d trial to him, hethought to himself that thisshould be easy....1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 non d ninth (9th) berry, he burstout in laughter n was killed.The yoruba man n igbo man metin heaven. The yoruba manasked,"why did you laugh?", you almostgot away with d trial"....the igboman replied, "i couldn't help it, isaw the Hausa man coming withpineapples."
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